• Rubbet’s Chapel


    Come worship with us!
    Rubbet's Chapel
    125 Long Dirt Rd.
    Pine Beetle, GA EIEIO

    My solemn promise to you:
    I'll treat your wife like she's my very own. Count on it!

    You'll feel the difference!

About

IMPORTANT LEGAL INFORMATION

Don’t be an idiot. Do not send money to me or any other so-called man of God.

Every word posted on this blog is fictional and satirical in nature. The appeals for donations are purely fictional and satirical in nature.To the best of my knowledge, there is no municipality known as "Pine Beetle, GA," or a USPS Zip Code of EIEIO. I am not soliciting funds. I am poking fun at those who solicit funds with a religious angle, and at others who respond to such solicitations. Please don't be so literal-minded as to send funds. There's more I maybe should say, but I'm not going to.

Okay, you talked me into it. I’m going to say more. Don’t be a dumb shit. You’ll just make me embarrassed for you. And, if all your kids are born naked, it’s not my fault.

And, there are no lawyers involved. I'm merely attempting to use common sense.

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One Response

  1. Hey, Rubbet, remember me? It’s Billybob’s girlfriend. I can’t believe some of the stuff you and Deacon Long and Deacon Longer used to do.

    Well, I won’t be back at your church, but I don’t hold any grudges against you guys.

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